If you dare, enter NAITSUAF into the computer, a soul contract appears. "You are now twenty one grams lighter".

You are now twenty one grams lighter This contract is legal and binding [] we reserve the right to use your likeness [] face [] voice and small town pluck in whatever nefarious manner is deemed necessary [] sans soul [] your soulmate will not recognize you and will walk right past you on a cold autumn day [] never making eye contact [] not even processing that you have eyes at all [] no amount of interaction will move them to a place where they can remember [] in feeling [] the thousands of lifetimes you have already spent together [] each time choosing whatever form would keep you closest like otters holding hands in a tumultuous river [] you were birds [] you were trees with roots entangled [] drinking in the sunlight together [] [] wherever we go next [] whatever you choose [] i will always be right there with you [] [] thats done [] buddy [] congratulations [] you have chosen bill instead [] mcdonalds reserves the right to put a giant yellow M on your torso and forehead [] and send you walking through a crowded times square while you scream [] the fries [] the fries [] they don[]t degrade in nature [] [] [] it[]s an immortal food [] [] [] they will be in the landfills long past our deaths [] [] good god [] the things s i[]ve seen[] me[] who am i[] oh i[]m bill[]s previous lawyer[] he put my soul into a quill pen so i can write his legal documents until the sun snuffs out like a candle in this sick universe[] i used to be so hot [] i was so fine [] now i[]m fine print [] speaking of which [] bill reserves the right to put your soul into an object [] a strange creature [] a concept [] a sentence [] a tasteful but rustic mason jar with wildflowers in it [] if at any point you wish to have visitation rights with your soul [] you will be swiftly denied [] unless you had a cool day planned for the both of you [] then bill might want to come along [] by signing this document you forfeit any rights to eating soul food [] it will turn to ash in your mouth [] a fitting punishment for a fool who squandered the only true gift life owes you [] bill reserves the right to dress your soul however he deems necessary [] especially if your soul was a nerd before acquisition [] soul makeoverrr [] your soul may become fractured and placed into different objects [] this has no purpose and will not resurrect you if you die [] signee has forfeited all rights to any afterlife [] including but not limited to [] heaven [] hell [] purgatory [] big corner [] flow state [] the dream house [] the reincarnation processing center [] axolotl[]s tank and consequences hole [] signee can no longer board the soul train and is advised to discard all bellbottoms [] signee can no longer have a puppy as a best friend [] they can sense what is gone [] cats are indifferent [] signee may experience occasional demon possession from horcules the red [] plabos the merciless [] morbus son of mortem [] plege the oozing and other such common demons roaming earth searching for weakened[]empty vessels[]tips for ripping your soul out at home[]watching youtube commentary channels[] attending an extended family event with an open bar[]using generative ai and asserting that you are creative[]turning a blind eye to human suffering[] amassing more wealth than needed[]purchasing a blue checkmark

100+ words to enter into BILLS computer.. what can you cipher?